I love watching the auditions for American Idol.
Randy's face during the horrible auditions is the best.
It's always a mixture of shock, surprise, and trying not to smile.
I mean, what is wrong with these people? How do they not know they cannot sing at all?
Seriously? How come their friends didn't tell them: You. Suck.
Didn't their moms tell them the truth?
Ah, no. No, they didn't.
Moms think their kids are the best singers, dancers, artists, underwater basket weavers, whatever.
I speak from experience.
I do not think I could ever tell Anna she isn't an amazing singer.
That's mostly because she is. I mean, I wouldn't lie to her or anything.
So, if you are sitting on the couch like me,
cringing at the embarrassingly bad singers and
feeling bad for the judges that have to break the bad news to these idiots,
thank a mother.
You're welcome. Our job here is done.
Randy's face during the horrible auditions is the best.
It's always a mixture of shock, surprise, and trying not to smile.
I mean, what is wrong with these people? How do they not know they cannot sing at all?
Seriously? How come their friends didn't tell them: You. Suck.
Didn't their moms tell them the truth?
Ah, no. No, they didn't.
Moms think their kids are the best singers, dancers, artists, underwater basket weavers, whatever.
I speak from experience.
I do not think I could ever tell Anna she isn't an amazing singer.
That's mostly because she is. I mean, I wouldn't lie to her or anything.
So, if you are sitting on the couch like me,
cringing at the embarrassingly bad singers and
feeling bad for the judges that have to break the bad news to these idiots,
thank a mother.
You're welcome. Our job here is done.
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